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How About A Little deviantART

Photographer Dan Skinner, a.k.a. danthedanimal, alerted me to some new artwork in his deviantART gallery so I thought I'd share with you, too. This is only a sampling, though. There's pages and pages of hot 'deviant' art at Dan's site...so why not deviate on over there and check it out. New art and photos - almost daily! (Click the pics below for a better view.)

SPECIAL DELIVERY: CELEBRITY PACKAGES

TMZ delivered yesterday with a spread on celebrity packages.  Among those with the goods: "Sordid Lives" hunk Jason Dottley, Ricky Martin, Daniel Craig, Robert Buckley, Marcus Schenkenberg, and David Beckham.  Who's a show-er?  Who's got the largest package?  You tell me!  Check out the gallery here.

MICHAEL BISERTA eX-POSED

OMG... would you look at THAT!?  Arnaldo Anaya Luca caught Michael Biserta in the shower - all soaking wet and BULGING with pride.  If you'd like to see Michael's pride swell to even greater proportions, all ya gotta do is CLICK the PIX!

More, more, more....
---> SEAN P. WATTERS SHAGS MICHAEL BISERTA

Via RED

LIFE IS SWEDE FOR PARIS HILTON

Life is Swede for Paris Hilton as she and current crush Alex Vaggo are spotted at GOA, a new hot spot in Hollywood.  Paris and Alex have been together for over a month now.  Awe, how swede.  Click the pic if you like Swedish meatballs!!

Via JJ | Photos: King Paparazzi/TC/Splash News Online

DYLAN ROSSER: MORE TO COME

Sample this delicious morsel... one of photographer Dylan Rosser's newest models.  Alas, it's just a preview though, as this piece of Man Candy won't be on Dylan's site until next year.  Rawr!  Stay tuned.  Pics provided by Dylan Rosser for Ethan Says/Homorific.

I'd also like to welcome Dylan Rosser as an official ad-sponsor of Ethan Says/Homorific.  Be sure to click on Dylan's ad in the right-hand column and show him some love! <3

Lots more Dylan Rosser below:
---> DYLAN ROSSER on ESH
---> Dylan Rosser: Man Candy (Yum!)
---> Dylan Rosser: X-Posed
---> Dylan Rosser: The Male Form

A GUY'S SEXIEST TIME OF DAY

The girls are learning about a Guy's Sexiest Time from Cosmopolitan's current Guy Gallery.  According to Cosmo, "A guy's morning ritual or time of day when he's most turned on can say a lot about him."  Let's see what the girls are picking up - perhaps we can use it too.  I've whittled it down to this:

The Morning Man:  ...is led by ANIMAL URGES.  Expect some PRIMAL SEX!
The Noon Guy:  ...is someone who doesn't follow the norm.  Expect EROTIC EXPERIMENTATION!
The Nighttime Lover:  ... is opportunity driven  He'll take his time to TANTALIZE every last inch of you.

Wait, there's more.  If those descriptions don't quite fit, perhaps you fall under one of these classifications: All Day Long, Shower Power, Rush to Brush, Snoozer, or Ready for Action.  Read (and SEE!) more here.

Remember this?:
---> UPDATE! "Harry" from Sean Cody is COSMO's "Shirtless Guy" (rate him!)

DANNY & NEIL: So You Think You Can Exercise (Shirtless!)

The hot and sweaty shirtless wonders from So You Think You Can Dance, Danny Tidwell and Neil Haskell, were photographed at UCLA's track today - stretching, running, exercising and being their sweaty sexy selves (click pic to watch them grow).  Most likely, they're getting those bods in shape for the So You Think You Can Dance 2007 dance tour commencing in Albany, New York next Friday, September 21st.  If you think these pics are hot, check out the other 40+ pictures at Just Jared.  Click here for Danny... here for Neil!

CRISTIANO RONALDO: SHOWERING us with talent!

Look what our friends over at TMZ got hold of... a picture of Manchester United football player Cristiano Ronaldo showering while on vacation in Portugal.  Looks like football isn't his only talent!

Conn: AXM's "Naked" Coverboy in "Man Candy"

Turns out... AXM's "Naked" coverboy, Conn, is also featured in Dylan Rosser's newest gallery, "Man Candy".  Originally from Greece but now residing in London, this 26yr. old hottie is also an aspiring writer.  For much more of Conn, be sure to check out "Man Candy". You can also check out Conn's MySpace images here.

In case you missed it:
---> Dylan Rosser's: Man Candy
---> Conn on MySpace
---> Conn's MySpace images courtsey of Cisoto

Chippendales Man of the Month: Fernando Macia

As if August wasn't hot enough... things are really heating up with Chippendales' Man of the Month, Fernando Macia.  Fernando, originally from Havana, Cuba, says the best thing about being a Chippendales dancer is all the screaming women.  I guess he couldn't hear me.  :(  Click on the images below to get a better look!

---> Chippendales Man of the Month