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Pam Ann Touches Down for USA Tour (WIN TICKETS)

Ladies & gentlemen...fasten your seat belts, stow your designer luggage and prepare for the flight of your life as comedian Pam Ann touches down for her first USA tour in five years! The glamorous, Pucci-clad air hostess-with-the-mostess is set to land in 11 U.S. cities (surely one near you!), beginning on October 10th in Boston. Subsequent stops include Chicago, Denver, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Dallas, Houston, Miami, Atlanta, and D.C. The final performance will take place October 28th in New York City at the celebrated Hammerstein Ballroom.

WIN TICKETS! I've got 11 pairs of tickets to give away...that's one pair of tix for each tour city. If you'd like to win a pair, send me an email with your name and the tour city of your choice. One winner will be drawn at random from all entries received for each tour city. Winner will be drawn two days before each event. If you win, I'll let you know! GOOD LUCK!

ETHAN WANTS TO GIVE YOU A HEART-ON

WIN SOME GINCH!  It's almost Valentines Day and I can't think of a better way to celebrate than to give three lucky readers a Heart-On.  Yup!  Ethan Says (that's me!) and Ginch Gonch are gonna cover your hiney in sump'n shiney and give your giggle-stick the cover it deserves with a sparkly new pair of undies from from GG's new Heart On Collection.

Simply leave a comment telling me why your inches deserve the Ginches and you could strut away with a Prince Albert, Sparkling Ticker, or maybe a Lip Reader! Sure, there's some fine print. But not much. Click here to read it. Then...COMMENT! :)  Good luck!