Ethan Says

Penis Size by State (Sorry Levi Johnston)

...or should I say 'Gay Penis Size By State'? Now that MANHUNT includes penis size on its profiles, they're able to tally sizes by state. According to numbers posted on their blog, Washington D.C boys have the largest penises with an average size of 7.59 inches. Alaskan boys have the smallest penises with an average size of only 6.34 - which maybe explains why Levi Johnston will not reveal all in his "nude" spread.

So from what I can tell, Alaska's gay penises are to be considered "FREAKY" (this according to the Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart).

GAYS GONE Wii-LD

I don't have a CLUE what's going on here, but this has got to be the gayest Wii game out there. "Muscle Madness" is chock full of muscley men, rainbows, bright colors, bears and boys in g-strings, tackles and lots of flexing. I certainly can't translate what's being said, but according to Peggy, there are subtitles like "Nice Butt!" and "Shall We Muscle?"

MIND YOUR FACEBOOK MANNERS

Do you have good Facebook manners? Timmy and Alice don't. WATCH their bad behavior to learn the dos and don'ts of Facebook etiquette. Don't be a dope!

SLIDE DOWN THIS PENIS

NAKED PUSH-UPS A POPULAR EXERCISE

Chinese television host, Ou Zhihang, does some naked push-ups near some of China's most famous landmarks.  Above-left, clockwise: China's National Stadium (a.k.a. "Bird's Nest"), Beijing's National Grand Theater, the Great Wall, and Pudong, Shanghai.  Click image for a larger view.  In Ou's own words:

“I love my country, I also love my body,” Zhihang notes in his blog. “I contrast my tiny body with the ‘miracle of the world’ through the popular exercise—pushups.”  [Source]

GREEKS HAVE MORE SEX, ITALIANS MORE ORGASMS

Looks like Greeks have the most sex according to a Durex survey.  A whopping 87% of'em are gettin' some on a weekly basis.  Sadly, it looks like the Canadians are sex-starved. [Source]

Along those lines, Italians have the most orgasms. How?  By delaying climax, engaging in more foreplay, and by doin' "it" with someone they share a strong emotional relationship with.

Even worse than only 19% of Canadians having sex?  Only 19% of people in China even cum close to a sexual plateau. [Source]

JACKASS ON HELIUM

I don't know if this is real or not - but it looks like it.  Check out these guys as they fill their jeans with helium and float away.  "It's like Jackass, on helium."  Count me in!

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LET'S DO IT, CHEETO STYLE

Insane with Flaming Cheeto's love, this man makes crunchy, tangy, orange love to a giant Cheeto, made of thousands of little Cheeto's. "You are so orange. So crunchy. So consumable."  [Fleshbot]

THE AUTHENTIC PENIS SIZE CHART (ACTUAL, NOT PREFERRED)

Okay...so as a follow up to The Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart, I bring you The Authentic Penis Size Chart - actual, not preferred.  Looks like there's a HUGE "gap between biological distributions and subjective preferences."  What size do you think makes up the norm?  To see if you're more normal than you thought (or abnormal), CLICK HERE!

THE AUTHENTIC PENIS SIZE PREFERENCE CHART

Ideal.  Very satisfying but not ideal.  Satisfying.  Enjoyable.  Not satisfying, too small in length and girth, or too big in length or gurth, or any freaky combination of small and big.  If you fall within the red zone, you're IDEAL!  In the white?  Freaky.  Which are you?  CLICK HERE to find out!