ETHAN SAYS, "MERRY CHRISTMAS"



I survived my first Wholesome Folsom Street Fair today and managed to keep my eyesight despite the blinding white asses that filled the streets. Amid the porn, flogs, whips, harnesses and other sex-like paraphernalia, my friends and I came across the Titan Men pictured above (left to right: Dean Flynn, Francois Sagat, and Dirk Jager) and the usual cast of carnival-like characters you'd come to expect from the worlds largest leather fest. Despite witnessing a host of things that probably scarred me for life, the entertainment value was priceless. Where else could one stroll the street - margarita in hand, and see (or participate in) naked twister, rubber dog costumes, men in harnesses, buttless chaps or... (gasp) NOTHING at all, ass-paddling, people getting whipped (and liking it??), more naked people - some who should be, some who should never be, and a ton of other shocking and crazy things?! Like Violet Blue says, "It's like Disneyland for kinksters."
A few more pics after the jump --->



Photos © ELAREE for HOMORIFIC
So, I'm off to Hollywood this Wednesday for a little star-studded soiree at Boulevard3. And I spent all day today looking for the perfect outfit. But after 5 long agonizing hours of San Francisco crowds and mayhem, I came home empty-handed. I don't even know why I'm so concerned about what I'm wearing, except for the fact that Lance Bass and Perez are going to be there and I've gotta look better than they do. Which, shouldn't be too hard (no offence Perez, but this wasn't one of your better days). So yeah, if you have any suggestions on what I should wear, please send'em along. And yes, despite the current Hollywood fad, I will be wearing panties underwear to the party.