JON GOSSELIN AND CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER'S PENIS

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Jon Gosselin is a TOOL! Here he is with his new BFF, fashion designer Christian Audugier. Apparently Jon and his 23-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman have been hangin' with the Ed Hardy fashion designer in St. Tropez while Jon works out the details of a business deal to get Hailey her own sandal and shoe line. And yes, that's Christian Audigier posing with a giant, bright yellow, banana penis. He did so while Jon and Hailey looked on in admiration. I'll let you put all the pieces together. [ source ]

Jon + early-mid-life crisis = TOOL!