BRAD PITT IS WIRED
Brad Pitt, star of the upcoming movie Inglourious Basterds, offers 'very bad advice' in Wired's "How To Behave: The New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans". Among his words of wisdom:
Can I talk on the phone while taking a whiz?
No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That's why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers.
Is it OK to look at pornography at work?
Don't just look at it at work, bring in your old porn mags and scan them there! It's like converting your vinyl to MP3s. Fill up your hard drive, and when you need a break from spreadsheets, just open a favorite pictorial.
For more of Pitt's 'scientific approach', visit WIRED.com. Inglorious Basterds opens in theaters everywhere on Friday, August 21st.
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