SHIA LABEOUF IS NON-ENDOWED

Despite the appearance of Shia LaBeouf's large package at the "Scream 2007" awards, it seems our little buddy is...well, just that. In an interview with Playboy magazine, Shia dished about his "first time" - admitting that he's not very well-endowed. Said Shia, “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie...It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed...and clearly this wasn’t the move.”

Awe. Well, at least he's honest, right? And how does that saying go?...something like, "It's not the size of the pen, but how you sign your name." Let's just hope he has beautiful penmanship.

Get the complete lo-down on Shia's "first time" at Allie Is Wired.