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Follow Ethan Says (and Ethan himself - that's me!) on Twitter. Sure, you read the blog.  But what am I doing when I'm not posting?  Feeding my dog. Grocery shopping. Showering. Eating toast.  It's all there. (If you care! lol)  Follow me, and I'll follow you!

HE'S SHIRTLESS. HE'S A HERO. HE'S A VILLAIN.
Whether or not Heroes' star Milo Ventimiglia is hero or villain - or whether or not he can save the world - doesn't really matter.  All that matters is that he's shirtless, again. Check out these shirtless screen caps from last night's episode.

STOP FOR BRAKE NUTZ
These full-sized light-up truck nutz come complete with veins & wrinkles - and one even hangs a little lower than the other.  Legally, you should stick with red on red.  But if you're feeling daring, choose blue or green.

UNBUTTON YOUR BEAST
Levis is asking you to put your goods on display. At their new website, "Unbutton your Beast," you get to create, customize, and send your own "beast' to friends and family. You can also choose a pre-made message or record your own via phone.  Are you Sock Nasty, Paul the Pincher, or Saucy Sal? Whichever you are, it's time get dirty and reveal your true beast

CONDOMETRIC SAYS SIZE MATTERS
For men without hang-ups, Condometric is here.  With the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length, Condometric helps you flaunt what you’ve got. It’s about believing you can handle whatever you wish to take on, regardless of size.

DEPECHE MODE TOUR OF THE UNIVERSE (TO INCLUDE U.S.)
Under a new deal with EMI Music, music vanguard Depeche Mode has announced the release of their 12th studio album, due outside the U.S. on April 20th, 2009, and in the U.S. on April 21st, as well as a first-ever stadium tour in 28 cities across 21 countries.

KATY PERRY KISSED A BLENDER, AND SHE LIKED IT!
Check out Blender's kiss-n-tell with pop's bi-curious babe Katy Perry in the November 2008 issue (on shelves October 14th).  The Breakthrough star of '08—explains how a childhood full of God and booze created a pop provocateur who loves hot pants and pornographic origami. [Photographed for Blender by Ben Watts]